Rainy tuesday

Fuckin hell it rained while I was tryin to make may way back home from school! HA! This was hardcore raining! Awesome!! Not some potzy drizzlin the common umbrella would sort out. For those sods who tried that one it just ended up keepin only their head (somewhat) dry, since the water either ricochetted back up after it hit the ground or it blew in sideways.
There's always these people runnin with a newspaper over their head. I've been wondering about those since this tactic have some obvious faults right from the start; paper doesn't cooperate well with water for starters - the pages folds quite quickly. Then for some even more bizarre reason these people also fold the paper which consequently means it can cover a smaller area. If this idea originally was intended as a emergency measure to keep the rain off shouldn't they instead fold out the newspaper? This would mean a smaller army of minature tents-shaped news papers would run around the streets in the rain. hum....
This is the reason for whenever it's rainin hard outside I park myself in a café sittin by the window and watchin the people run by outside..